awesomephilia: My friends are so real [via]
greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN...
au-rev0ir: if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed
dampsandwich: every time i see an ‘m’ anywhere, i look closely to make sure it’s not actually ‘rn’
someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
jesuislegrandefromage: emily-spectre: psilentasincjelli: C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we...
theuntalentedsinger: colfr: so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat Yes those are dolphins and shells. But wait until you open the fucking thing Oh yes my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT I am so fucking done at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light
dicksp8jr: bonkalore: drunkroselalonde: emily-spectre: feeling like someone’s losing interest in you knowing someone’s lost interest in you knowing someone’s never had interest in you menstruation
chairmodepewdie: simplesidewaysglance: ...
adroit-distraction: smilingemoticon: I’M...
amoying: post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun
atlasalpha: suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time
getoffmybloghoe: how does the math book say goodbye? calculater
laughparty: the bottom of my laptop is hotter than you
koishy: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
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itchiki: asperat: carboghan: Opposite to media’s perception of being “sexy” But still, this is my type of girl. Gallery My gooodness unf lol they’re so fat. how is this sexy xD ^ are you fucking stupid. They’re miles sexier than your skinny ass.
aangnog: sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...
ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
nutella-boy: nutella-boy: they should change the anonymous icon to this 18 thousand people agree with me,what are you waiting karp
laugh-addict: i saw hell with my own eyes
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by